Eugene Mirman is a funny guy. Here’s further proof. You have to listen to the “Anti Gay Phone Call I” and “Anti Gay Phone Call II” MP3s.
The story: I received several telemarketing calls from a phone company that wanted me to switch to them. That’s not weird. What is? The reason to switch. They are the only phone company that doesn’t support gay marriage, along with various other things. These are real, for those wondering.